A guy who wanted to get rid of his nagging and over demanding girlfriend tried all attempts which didn't work out.One day, an idea flashed into his head.He logged into Facebook, browsed into people's profile and suceeded in downloading four beautiful girls picture.
He printed it out and wrote with red ink R.I.P on each of the pictures.
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He hid them in a magazine and kept it on top of his television.On Saturday Morning, his girlfriend was cleaning the house and saw the pictures on the magazine.She walked up to him at the bedroom.
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Girlfriend : Darling!
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Guy : Sweetie what is it?
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Girlfriend : I saw this pictures on the magazine at the top of the television.Who are this girls?
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Guy :- Oh that, forget about them, it's not important.
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Girlfriend :- It's important to me, i need to know please.
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Guy :- Ok.This is Onome.I met her at a friend's wedding.We dated and wanted to get married, but two months before the wedding.She got involved in a car accident and died.
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This one is Ngozi, we met at Mr Biggs restaurant, we dated for a while.One day, she was heading to Lagos and her car caught fire, she got burnt beyond recognition.
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This one is Roselyn, she was my neighbour's daughter who came back from London on a visit.We met and spent a night together, she got involved in a plane crash while returning back to London.Her corpse was never found.
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This one, oh Angela, her name is Angela.I loved her so much.We went to visit my pastor, on our way back a truck ran over our keke napep, she died instantly and I and the driver survived.It was after her than I met you.
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Girl :- Meet who? No be me and you o.I'm no more interested in this relationship.My mummy said i'm too young to have a boyfriend.
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She quickly picked up her bag and took off!
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