Funny Joke: Electronic Milking Machine

A FARMER WAS FED UP WITH HAVING TO MILK HIS CATTLE MANUALLY SO ONE DAY, HE DECIDED TO GET AN ELECTRONIC MILKING MACHINE TO ASSIST HIM.  THE FARMER WAS SO CURIOUS AS TO HOW IT WORKED THAT HE DECIDED TO TRY IT ON HIMSELF (PENIS!).  WHEN HE WAS SATISFIED, HE DECIDED TO SWITCH OFF THE MACHINE .  HE TRIED AND TRIED BUT HE COULDN'T SEEM TO FIND THE RIGHT SWITCH. HE  PANICKED AND QUICKLY GARBED THE MANUAL WHICH SAID, 'ELECTRONIC MILKING MACHINE, AUTOMATICALLY SWITCHES OFF AFTER PUMPING 20 LITERS'

You are in trouble.next time you won't try what did not test.that is the mistake we make mostly in Nigeria.

This is very lovely electronic milking machine.one of its kind all over the whole world.it should be given an award.

He should just start saying his last prayer because he is going to die soon.shebi he wanted to know how it feels ni,he knows now.

The man is a great mumu by reading manual book after using.

It is a pity that the man did not have someone who is educated around him. But did his penis give out some milk why should he try to see how it works in his own part of the body where milk is not produced. Hey this is level of illiteracy, but I believe this did not happen here in Nigeria!!! Nigerians na sense people