Funny Joke: Wedding drama!

I couldn't help but to laugh and as the same time wonder what one could do in this situation. Its your wedding day,with all d excitement and enough to eat n drink,while seated with your spouse,you notice that You are uneasy and your stomach begins to rumble such that if you donot leave for the toilet in the next 2minutes,You will mess up your Body.what will you do?

He will think of it after messing it up

I will simply excuse myself.messin myself up would be enough disgrace