In a court trial, a lawyer called his first witness who happens to be an elderly grandmother, to the stand. He went to her and asked, "Mama Akpors, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes I do know you Mr Pollus. I've known you since you were a young boy, and to be frank, you have been a big disappointment to your parents and to the society. You are a liar, you cheat people including your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you are a big man when you dnt even have brains. Yes, I know you!"
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mama Akpors, do you know the defence lawyer?" She replied, "yes, I do. I have known Mr Gideon since he was a young boy too. He has been ur very good friend since childhood because the two of you have the same character. He has also been a very lazy man and he has a drinking problem. Infact he is a criminal and he can't even build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with 3 different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.
The defence lawyer almost fainted. The Judge called both lawyers to his table and in a very quiet voice, said, "If any of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll make sure you loose your license!