Topic: Funny - Emergency Kit (Read 743 times)

Jul 10, 2012, 05:12 PM

Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled "Emergency Repair Kit". Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside.

Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Sally what it was for.

She said, "It's part of my emergency repair kit."

Josh said, "I can see that, but why?"

Sally replied, "In case I have a flat and need to blow up one of my tires."

Jul 10, 2012, 05:33 PM #1

nyc emergency kit.

Jul 10, 2012, 06:24 PM #2

you people should receive an award for this lovely jokes.

Jul 25, 2012, 05:16 PM #3

This is funny.

Jul 27, 2012, 05:57 PM #4

If he knows what she means..

Jul 28, 2012, 11:58 PM #5

This is funny.LOTS OF LOVE TO THE WRITER.

Jul 30, 2012, 03:43 AM #6

She is a correct woman.she knows how it is going.Good joke from you.I hate shout or laugh.

Jul 30, 2012, 03:50 AM #7

haha i laugh with all my strenght to thir.it is ridiculously funy.thims happen o big time.

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