Funny Joke: Little Johnny attend Sunday mass with Mum

Little Johnny was in church with his Mum for sunday mass when he suddenly felt nauseous.

"Mum, i think am going to throw up".

She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you".

So little Johnny hauled ass for the door.

Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his mum.

He had the look of obvious relief on his young face.

His mum said, "Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?"

Little Johnny replied, "I didn't have to go that far mum". Just as i got to the front door, i found a box that had a sign on it. "FOR THE SICK", l vomited inside it.

Mum was speechless!!!

little johhnny is a big fool.

Extra notorious boy.

that is how small his reasoning is.

little johhnny is a big fool.

how is he a big fool? He is a small boy, like u rightly said "little johnny" ... To me d boy is not fool at his age for what he did... Its funny anyway

why did they alow him to go

He should not have been allowed to go.

i knew he would do something stupid.

He does not know ANYTHING!

everyone knows little johnny to be a boy that does things the wrong way.he vomitted inside it and he is saying it confidently.