Son: Why is making love so enjoyable?
Father: It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger!!
Son: Why do women enjoy more s*x than men?
Father: It's because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.
Son: Why do women hate it when they get r-a-p-e-d?
Father: It is like when you are walking down the street, someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it?
Son: Why women can't have s*x when they are having menses?
Father: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it?!
Son: Why men don't like to wear cds when they are making love?
Father: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger?!
Son: Why is making love carried out in private?
Father: Will you dig your nose in front of your class?!Idiot!
Son: Whoa!! Father You Are Great!!!