Funny Joke: Husband working abroad wrote to his wife...

Husband wrote...

Dear Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, cos the global market crises has affected me.

So, I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart.

Your loving husband


His wife replied...

Sweetheart Dearest,

Thanks for the 100 kisses.

Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the house rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items hope you understand.

5. Other expenses, 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses, and I hope
I can complete the month using this balance...

Shall I plan the same for next month?

Please Advice!!!

Your Sweet Heart.♥

l am sure the husband would dare not send kisses for the next month. LOL....

the husband's head must have got rolling after reading the message.

I can't stop laughing, which kind wife be dis ?

Extremely funny.

That is funny ooooo

This is very hillarious.

This is a very tragic incident.

I pity that woman.