I can't send my salary this month, cos the global market crises has affected me.
So, I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart.
Your loving husbandHis wife replied...
Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the house rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items hope you understand.
5. Other expenses, 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses, and I hope
I can complete the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the same for next month?
Your Sweet Heart.♥