Funny Joke: Teacher Ask Students About "the POLITE Way to PEE"

Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question:

DAVID, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how
would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

DAVID: l would tell her, "Just a minute i have to go pee".

Teacher: That would be rude and impolite.

How about you ANTONIO?

ANTONIO: l would say, "i realy need 2 go 2 toilet, i m sory".

Teacher: "that's better, but still not nice to say word toilet.

Oh you little FRIGHTON, can you use your brain?

FRIGHTON: l would say, "Darling, may i please be excused for a moment? I've 2 shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom i hope 2 introduce 2 you after diner".

LOBATAN! LMAO!!!